Unemployed Linda was adding to her private secret bank account. Her wealthy husband was unaware of her weekly deposits. Linda learned the art of window shopping. She wanted to save the money that was given to her. She pulled several empty department store bags out of her purse and opened the trunk of her car. She filled the bags with clothes she already owned but had never worn. She let a price tag hang out over the side of one bag.
She greeted her husband at home. “I’m beat.”
He laughed. “Long day of shopping?”
“I never miss a sale!”